May 2013
whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
and-im-enjolras:
I think Britain could have just placed Tom Hiddleston on the stage and have him walking around and laughing for a couple of minutes and they’d have won
Eurovision
endearinglypsychoticfangirl:
Europe to the rest of the world
Rest of the World
America
midasitis:
peregrin-fool-of-a-took:
yaygocats:
discomplete:
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but then everything will stick to the bottom of my sweaty legs” the prequel.
“I’m going to wear shorts because I’m a sexy piece of human and who the fuck cares about...
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted*
shubbabang:
I know I’m not the only one who does this but you know when you have this like boundary around you when you’re sitting at a table or a desk that only you are allowed to be in
And then someone or something that isn’t yours
gets in that space
and you just
laughingalonewithautoresponder:
gaymzee:
“i’m so depressed,” posted the caucasian heterosexual cisgender teenage girl on her blog
“I’m so depressed” posted the person who is clinically depressed and who cannot help their depression despite their privilege because depression does not exclusively affect certain groups.
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
